The past week or so has been a disorienting one for Americans and their allies. Are we about to declare war on Canada, Greenland, and Panama? Are you allowed to use the letters d, e, and i anymore? Do trans people have rights? Is “sending your heart” out to a crowd of supporters by placing your right hand over your chest and then extending your arm out at a stiff, 45-degree angle in a movement virtually identical to the salute the Nazis used a normal public speaking gesture? Why are eggs more expensive than ever? Can you deport an American bishop who was born in New Jersey? What’s going on with Colombia? And, of course, what are we supposed to call the Gulf of Mexico? That…