Halloween is always a toss-up in Texas: Either it’s too cold for the sexy rodeo-clown getup you were planning, or you find yourself sweating through a cow-print onesie—again.What isn’t a toss-up is that the best costumes—the ones that get the greatest giggles and the most knowing nods—are those that reference whatever inane or insane pop culture phenomena happened over the previous year. (Just ask the Texas Monthly intern who once showed up as Ted Cruz en route to Cancún back in 2021.) While there are sure to be plenty of Pink Pony Club hangers-on and Moo Deng mash-ups, over here in Texas, we’re brainstorming all of the local headlines that lend themselves to cute, spooky, gory, and silly Halloween ’fits.Should you go through with these…